Tue, 25 February 2014
Bikers run rampant on the latest episode where your intrepid heroes tackle The Northville Cemetery Massacre and the incomparably magnficent Mad Foxes. Find out why freedom is dead and why Hal is such a monumental dick.
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Northville Cemetery Massacre 1:08:30-1:40:05
Mad Foxes- 1:43:35-2:19:40
Tue, 18 February 2014
Today in the hallowed halls of the Cult of Muscle, open your arms as Lou Diamond Phillips descends to bestow on us Lone Hero and The White Storm brings the combined might of Lau Ching-Wan, Louis Koo, and Nick Cheung. One movie is impossibly manly, the other movie has Robert Forster to whip it into shape. Tears will be shed, Joe Boxer will be represented, MUSCLES WILL BE FLEXED!
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Lone Hero- 1:04:39-1:36:10
The White Storm(no spoilers)- 1:37:40-2:14:20
The White Storm(spoilers)- 2:14:20-2:23:25
Tue, 11 February 2014
You thought we were done?! Guess again creeps! This week CD-R drops some serious testosterone filled hot dogs of adrenaline! Two explosive-heavy films get the review treatment and those two films are Action U.S.A and Phantom Soldiers. Watch these valiant heroes struggle with Atlantean sexuality, the beefy What You Been Lifting? segment, and show off their crispy white NFL hats
What You Been Lifting? 7:55-1:33:20
Phantom Soldiers 1:37:00-2:17:22
Action U.S.A 2:19:45-2:48:40
Tue, 4 February 2014
This is it! The first episode of The Cult of Muscle! Chris and Jake burst onto the scene like a couple of loose cannons just begging for you to say something about our fannypacks. We dare you! For the very first episode we decide to review two monolithic films from direct John Hyams. We love our JCVD, our Dolph, our Adkins, our Arlovski, so we had to review Universal Soldier: Regeneration and Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning. Buckle in for this family-sized episode, so don't be afraid to get someone to spot for you.
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Weekly Viewings- 18:55
Regeneration review- 1:22:30
Day of Reckoning review- 2:13:45